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Cold Callers Comedy pitch their new 'Buddy Cop' TV show idea to a big time TV producer... in musical form - in the style of the theme tune it will eventually have. If only they could both agree on who the main character is... Written & Performed by Paul Rich & Ryan Brannon (Cold Callers Comedy) Directed by Jamie Biddle Record Label - 2722905 Records DK (Distrokid) Listen on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/track/1Z2CjJN4HQILYsjXdquGeL?si=ff55f63eb0f244ea Get/Listen on Apple Music https://music.apple.com/gb/album/london-knights/1760686044?i=1760686045 Purchase on Bandcamp https://coldcallerscomedy.bandcamp.com/track/london-knights LYRICS: Crackpot and Tubbsy, badasses on the beat Their lives rests on the barrel of a gun Crackpot drives the car, 'cause Tubbsy is the star His fire burns hotter than the sun Crackpot is the one they love He's cool, with ice-like blood His steely gaze drives the ladies wild That's cause Tubbsy's family died A man killed his wife and child He won't rest until he's serving time inside Or he's battered him to death I play the lead I play the other lead A next level bromance We'll do anything, well not anything We'll make you rich Just give us the chance London Knights, city defenders Don't forget also a hit with the ladies London Knights, East End avengers Did we mention that it's set in the eighties London Knights - Spelled with a 'K' Oooh the 'K' is silent Crackpot's one of a kind He can easily read minds He's a walking polygraph test Yeah, well, Tubbsy's made of steel You can shoot him but he will heal He's a walking bulletproof vest Crackpot's past is shady There's a backstory with Hades But if you don't like that, it's cut, it's in the bin Tubbsy's dad's Poseidon And Pegasus he rides on Hey, we took that out Well, I put it back in... So suck it This is a buddy cop show pitch Listen, you son of a bitch We'll do anything - well, he will We'll make you rich Just give us the chance London Knights, city defenders Don't forget also a hit with the ladies London Knights, East End avengers Did we mention that it's set in the eighties Tubbsy is sugar, Crackpot is spice Set in London but looks like Miami Vice Got an all-star cast Lots of big names attached Idris Elba's signed on to play my dad Has he? Well, no, but shush London Knights - Never surrender Living on the edge of a blade London Knights - Bafta contenders You'll regret it if this never gets made London Knights (London Knights), city defenders (city defenders) Don't forget also a hit with the ladies (Don't forget the ladies) London Knights (London Knights), poor man's avengers (Don't pronounce the 'K') Did we mention that it's set in the eighties London Knights

We're into the Last 4. Challenge: To Make A Diss Track about our rival podcast - Bleach Bros Podcast. Of course we added a bit of 80's flavour. p.s please excuse the typos. Had a very small time frame to get these out. Late at night, falling asleep!! #indiepodcastbracket Created by @ThatDamn_Pod (That Damn Podcast)

Special thanks to Jess at Bounce Media who we quickly called back to tell her she was pranked. She kinda guessed by the end. But she gave us permission to post this, so all good! ELITE 8 Round of the #indiepodcastbracket Created by @ThatDamn_Pod (That Damn Podcast)

Tom Hardy's hat show is finally getting its own podcast. Here's the trailer for it.

The Official Lyrics Video for "Game Over" by Cold Callers Comedy. Game Over is a song about a break-up. And leaving your Mario Kart at your ex's in the fallout. Written, Performed by Paul Rich & Ryan Brannon of Cold Callers Comedy. Distributed by DistroKid Download the full song here: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over or: Apple Music/iTunes - https://music.apple.com/gb/album/game-over-single/1557980658 Bandcamp - https://coldcallerscomedy.bandcamp.com/track/game-over Get your 'Game Over' merch at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 ​ or https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy

The Official Music Video for "Tears Fall Down" by Cold Callers Comedy. Tears Fall Down is a song to tell men that it's ok to cry about anything they want. But set in the 80s with a retrowave/synthwave kind of vibe. Written, Performed and filmed by Paul Rich & Ryan Brannon of Cold Callers Comedy. Distributed by DistroKid Download the full song here: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/tears-fall-down-2 or: Apple Music/iTunes - https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down/1551237434?i=1551237435 Bandcamp - https://coldcallerscomedy.bandcamp.com/track/tears-fall-down Lyric Video can be found here: https://youtu.be/y8CrJT7uyyY Get your 'Tears Fall Down' merch at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 or https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy

Hey, if you like our song and want to sing-a-along. Here's those lyrics! Apple Music/iTunes - https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down/1551237434?i=1551237435 Bancamp - https://coldcallerscomedy.bandcamp.com/track/tears-fall-down Get your 'Tears Fall Down' merch at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 or https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy

Source: https://www.spreaker.com/user/cold-callers-comedy/lockdown-with-a-vengeance Episode 49 Lockdown With A Vengeance As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880 We took 2 weeks off but we’re back. It felt like we leave for 5 minutes and all hell breaks loose on Earth. It’s up to us to dissect it. Join us! Ryan picks a highlight from the past fortnight in his 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, I probe his head anus for signs of intelligence in this week's 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Tom and Bane find themselves at what the initially think is a frat party in the Capitol building in ‘Hardy's Hardest Hats’. Comedians Phoebe Batteson-Brown and Miztli Rose of Ladylikes Comedy join us for some new year frivolities… and a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ We also find out about how they met and discuss their relatively new podcast ‘Sane Time, Sane Place’ where they share comical stories and personal anecdotes about the coping mechanisms they have developed to deal with the s*** life throws at us. Listen in to find out more and click links below: Twitter - https://twitter.com/LADYLIKESCOMEDY Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ladylikescomedy Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ladylikescomedy Website - http://ladylikescomedy.wixsite.com/ladylikes Show Promo this week was from the Insanely Dangerous Retro Pod Show by Gas and Dangerous Dave (AKA Dange) - @TIDRPodshow - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-1-the-a-team/id1532467112?i=1000491720887 All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy! RyPaul